memewhore:

classwarfairy:

shout out to everyone who was forced to internalize all their emotions growing up and now have a constant underlying anger that colors every part of their lives bc they never got to learn how to process their feelings

Thank you.

insomniacflaaffy:

lizerd-wizerd:

I FOUND OUT WHY GORILLAZ IS CALLED GORILLAZ

A GROUP OF GORILLAS IS CALLED A BAND

IT’S BEEN A PUN THIS WHOLE TIME AND NOBODY NOTICED

fUCK

lemonsharks:

star-anise:

twentiesordie:

freegucci:

Me: No one is hiring me

Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough

Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard” this time. I’ll make sure to touch up my resume and make it hella “hard” this time around too.

preach

Adults:  You just need to hit the pavement, knock on some doors, call the hiring manager!

Every job application ever:  PLEASE NO UNSOLICITED VISITS OR PHONE CALLS.

Fact: Our reception pool forwards the names of people who call unsolicited on to HR, who puts the names on a DO NOT HIRE, CANNOT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS list.