- you’re a little (18+)
- you’re a caregiver (18+)
- you’re hella fuckin rad (still 18+)
- you wanna be my bestie (18+ again)
- you post ADORABLE animals, Disney, Dreamworks, dinosaurs, etc.
- you like crayons
- you’re a NSFW BDSM blog
- you post about pet play
- you’re body positive, pro-choice, sex-positive, and super open-minded
- you’re kinda gay like me
- or totally gay
- or not gay- you do you
- you post a lot of purple stuff
- cats
but yeah, i won’t follow unless you’re 18 because stuff