*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*
“why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?”
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
i want all the thigh highs and cute underwear in the world
Me: *lies across your lap*
Me: PET MEEEE
*sticks warning sticker on my chest*
WARNING: extremely needy and fragile; cry baby, be gentle; take good care of; delicate, please give impossible amounts affection
Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
this is so fucking me
a concept: i am safe and warm, everything is a soft shade of pink, bath water never goes cold, my eyeliner is impeccable, I always have someone to hold my hand
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