when u got a big dick but no gf
Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.
*tips muppet* m’namana
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS I TRIED TO SCROLL PAST I REALLY DID
People who drop you off at home and wait til you actually get inside the house to drive off are beautiful and deserve to live forever.

cute things to call your partner
- honey
- love
- darling
- precious
- frodo my lad
- fool of a took
- aragorn son of arathorn
When you really miss someone, you miss the little things the most, like just laughing together.
Robin Williams’ last lines.
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)
If you don’t have respect for how Robin Williams made the whole world smile even though he was fighting a horrendous battle in the darkest pits of hell, then you don’t deserve my time.
Scientific/psychological fact for you fine Tumblr folks:
Recent studies on depression report that folks diagnosed with depression actually laugh more, laugh louder, and laugh harder than people without depression. People with depression will also spend more time trying to make others laugh, telling jokes, and trying to lighten a mood than people who do not have depression. People with depression tended to be more caring partners, better friends and kinder people than those who were depression free. People with depression actually act the complete opposite of the way you’d think; this is largely why, when people do commit suicide, his or her (or whichever pronoun you like) family and friends “didn’t see it coming” and describe the lost soul as “always happy and smiling”.
So, along with the other symptoms to look out for, take notice of those things. If someone close to you shows all those symptoms, plus the lethargy, apathy, etc, reach out to them.







